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<td width="33%" style="background: #fff5cb; width: 33%; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Français</span></strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td width="33%" style="background: #fff5cb; width: 33%; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Franglais</span></strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td width="33%" style="background: #fff5cb; width: 33%; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Anglais</span></strong></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Parlez-vous anglais ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Douille housse pic n'glisse ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Do you speak English ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Etes-vous prêt ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Ail ou radis ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Are you ready ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">L'addition</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Débile</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">The bill</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Félicitations !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Qu'on gratte tous les jeunes !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Congratulations !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Passer un coup de fil personnel</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Ma queue perd son alcool</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Make a personal call</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Plus d'argent</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Mors mon nez</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">More money</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Joyeux Noël</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Marie qui se masse</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Merry Christmas</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Nous sommes en retard</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Oui Arlette</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">We are late</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Attirance sexuelle</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">C'est que ça pèle</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Sex appeal</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Le dîner est prêt</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Dix nourrices raidies</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Dinner is ready</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Fabriqué en France</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Mais dîne Frantz</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Made in France</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">J'ai fait un bon voyage</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Ahmed a l'goût d'tripes</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">I made a good trip</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Le boucher</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Deux bouts d'chair</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">The butcher</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Il parle Allemand</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Il se pique Germaine</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">He speaks german</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Tu as sauvé toute ma famille !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Youssef vole ma femme au lit !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">You saved all my family !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Asseyez-vous sur la chaise</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Six tonnes de chair</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Sit on the chair</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Le sel et le poivre</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Sale teint de pépère</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Salt and pepper</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Né pour perdre</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Beaune - Toulouse</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Born to loose</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Je cuisine</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Ame coquine</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">I'm cooking</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Epicerie fine</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Délicate et saine</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Delicatessen</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Où est l'épicier ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Varices de grosseur ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Where is the grocer ?</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Donne-moi de l'argent !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Guy vomit sous mon nez !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Give-me some money !</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Prendre le train</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">Toute ta queue traîne</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </td> <td style="background: #fcfdcb; padding: 0cm;"> <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: #0000ff; font-family: 'comic sans ms';">To take a train</span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> http://egm.hautetfort.com/archive/2009/02/13/pour-vous-mmes.html http://egm.hautetfort.com/archive/2009/02/13/pour-vous-mmes.html noreply@hautetfort.com (El Gato Montes) Animaux Femmes In English Société Sport Vidéo Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0100 <p align="center"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;">Mesdames,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;">Vous en avez assez de voir votre époux vautré ?</span></p> <p align="center"><a target="_blank" href="http://storage.canalblog.com/91/48/45202/21091386.jpg"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;"><img border="0" width="450" src="http://storage.canalblog.com/91/48/45202/21091386_p.jpg" height="176" /></span></a></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;">Vous le voulez voir vous aider dans tâches ménagères au-delà de vos rêves ?</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;">Cliquez sur la photo !</span></p> <p align="center"><a target="_blank" href="http://storage.canalblog.com/72/60/45202/35491661.wmv"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;"><img border="0" width="450" src="http://storage.canalblog.com/62/98/45202/20797945_p.jpg" height="315" /></span></a></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-size: large; color: #ff9933;"><strong>P.S. :</strong></span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;">Bon, il se peut qu'au final, il soit trop fatigué pour le câlin... A vous de choisir ce qui est le mieux :</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-size: small; color: #ff9933;">le voir travailler ou avoir un câlin...</span></p> http://egm.hautetfort.com/archive/2008/11/04/jour-d-election.html http://egm.hautetfort.com/archive/2008/11/04/jour-d-election.html noreply@hautetfort.com (El Gato Montes) :-p Amériques Humour In English Sérieux s'abstenir ! Société Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:05:00 +0100 <p align="center"><img border="0" width="400" src="http://storage.canalblog.com/44/65/53053/31310620.jpg" alt="123" height="613" /></p> http://egm.hautetfort.com/archive/2008/05/28/nouvelle-sonnerie-pour-portables.html http://egm.hautetfort.com/archive/2008/05/28/nouvelle-sonnerie-pour-portables.html noreply@hautetfort.com (El Gato Montes) Humour In English Sérieux s'abstenir ! 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